JOKE(S) OF THE DAY :QUESTION : WHY WAS THE COMPUTER COLD??
ANSWER : IT FORGOT TO CLOSE IT WINDOWS!!QUESTION : WHY WAS THE MATH BOOK SAD??
ANSWER : IT'S FULL OF PROBLEMS!!QUESTION : WHY DID FARMERS PLANT SEEDS IN THE POND??
ANSWER : HE WANTED TO GROW WATER-MELON!!